If You Only Watch One NASCAR Clip, Let It Be This One

This, ladies and gentlemen, is America at its finest. I don't think I'd be going out on a limb if I told you that this will be the only time I ever write about NASCAR, but with that said, let me tell you it could not be more worth it. Pastor Joe Nelms gives a pre-race prayer that would put Ricky Bobby to shame, thanking the Lord for his "smokin' hot wife," among other things. Anything else I explain would not do justice to Pastor Nelms, so I'll let you watch for yourselves. Fast forward to the 47 second mark and enjoy.